Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Internet Porn Virgin

So my previous post "The Case Against Porn" was quite the hit garnering a record number of hits for me in a short amount of time.  In observing this process I learned a few things:

1. You all are very, VERY interested in the topic of Pornography.
2. You all are very scared to write any comments about the topic.
3. You all have no problem calling me or talking to me in person about said topic.
4. There was very little interest in my lets save the world blog "The Case for Action: The world needs us now" that was released 20 min prior to "The Case Against Porn".  (4x more views and multiple forwards)
5. Several of you thought I should market myself as "the Porn Addict Doc" and make my millions.
6. .XXX website domain names are expensive, I learned this tonight after buying a website for another soon to be blogged about project.  No it is not a porn site...   let's just say  .com was much cheaper than .xxx for the same name.  $8.99 versus $78.99.
7. Multiple females admitted to me that they enjoy porn... They shall remain unnamed.  But for the right price I could make a list.  (For the right price I can keep you off the list too!)  J/K everything will be kept in strict confidentiality as you all were to chicken to comment on the blog.
8. No on argued in favor of Porn.  So maybe I will do one...  "The Case for Porn".
9. One of you thought I should produce "free range, organic, grass fed, loving Porn" and make my millions.
10. One of you claims to be an internet porn virgin (yet clicks and reads the blog), yes they are in the U.S., yes, they have access to the internet, they even have several degrees.  For now I am calling bull$hit, but consequently I am now looking for venture capital to fund my inaugural production "The 30 year old internet porn virgin".  I am casting Christina Ricci in your role unless you want to out yourself and play with yourself.  I mean, play yourself.

3 comments:

  1. I'm telling dad on you ;) just kidding

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  2. OK, I'll admit it. I'm the porn virgin you mention. ;)

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  3. No Justin, if it was you I would have cast Denzel Washington...

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